Then the post deployment clarity hits

Nope, upload fucking sucks. 50 MB/s. It got worse this spring, like 30 Mb/s, so I opened a ticket and a technician came over to calibrate our house connector (?).

Edit: This is due to the provider tho, not the medium. Vodafone (in Germany) is ass but I did not get a successful connection over DSL (the other option, sadly no fiber yet), so I went with them instead.

I get Gigabit over coax tho

I fucking hate roman numerals; the whole time I thought y’all were talking about ff14, not ff16