I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
Linux: it ain’t Windows.
valve’s success is the rebranding of flatpak wine fsync and dxvk as steam runtime and proton. people fucking hate Linux and will only use it by accident
That’s far too long. They could try and turn it into a ditty for an advert, but it wouldn’t look great on their merch.
“Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it’s Linux, G”
Linux. The Power of the Community.
I didn’t come up with it and the picture is not mine. I just found it on the internet earlier.
😂
“If you knew what it was, you’d be using it already.”
The least annoying launcher for your web browser
It’s a headache but it’s your headache.
I could apply it to Windows too though.
Okay I will switch, please leave us in peace penguinlord
Free as in beer
That is more like a general FOSS than Linux
Hurts So Good
Two out of 10 Linux users agree that
insert name hereis the best distroWindows
Live, Laugh, Linux
Fiddle, Tweak, Reinstall.
With a bit of a double-entendre, “It powers the world”, since it’s the most common server platform.
More funny: “It’s not an OS. It’s a hobby.”
Its not windows
And when you tell your OS to poweroff it… powers off. Wow.
Amazing!
