• CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    The one with the parachute jumps! The one without, follows! When the one with the parachute gets killed, the other one picks up the parachute!

  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Pilot: Comrade, this is taking too long!
    Co-pilot: Da. Hold my vodka. Do not spill.
    Co-pilot: :: proceeds to execute barrel roll ::

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      3 months ago

      Not in this case. There was an incident where Soviet troops DID do that, but from much lower altitudes, and from slow-flying biplanes. I don’t think any amount of snow would save them at that height!